Friday, March 28, 2008

Five times comedy!!!

Today is the day which looked so sluggish with the fact that my unit tests are going on and it was my project guide's subject and whats biggest of all was it is the 2nd final between India and Aussies. I could not bunk my college today or else my guide would show her hunk on me. I never had a good name for her and what all i could do to keep up my internals was to do well in her subject or atleast pass in it. But with the college life reaching its climax, no one will have the interest for studies and am no exception. So, planning on how to clear her subject i waited in my bus stop with the thought that my GUNDU friend will help me learn who has the great talent of making a boring topic easily recallable with all those 'fantasy' linkings and stories. The bus came at 7.55AM which usually arrives my stop by 7.45AM and the 10 minutes time lag created a feeling of flunk in the test. When i stepped in my bus, i saw a glowing face of SRIHARI who was saying "fanta! come fast. we will study the easy question". And there comes a hope in me and we started to study and we were lost in studies such that, Sri hari who will close his books at KUNDRATHUR, a place on the way to our college, to sight the 'GLAMOROUS WOMEN' with tobacco mouths and FIRST DAY OF FAIR & LOVELY fairness ( Refer Image ), has never turned his head from the book. Thats his passion for studies and with all those preparations going, we reached our college.
At the college, as i have prepared enough to clear the subject i went straight to the pleasant smelling toilet to check out my new spiky hair and after adjusting it, i went straight to the exam hall. The test went on smoothly and then started the boring session, Lectures. Sitting at the extreme corner and Sri hari frying nuts to 146146 degrees and RK having running nose, i had no other way than to listen to the class. I somehow managed to pass that class listening and with some entertaining seconds with my last bench friends and sending them out of the class. It was lunch after that class and the guys paid me back for sending them out of the class and after lunch it was my guide's class. But, whats good about her is that she has left most of the topics for the students to take seminar and this time it was my friend GUNDAN's turn.

Looking at Gundan's face one would easily guess that he is 100% Agmark Vegetarian but if you ask him whats your favorite dish, he would say "FISH". Well, this is not a dish but its a code word for his so called GF. He has this strange taste of liking ATTU girls like Sri hari. The guys always tease Gundan with the 'fish' and this time he is well caught on the dais. When he stood on the dais, a unified sound of "FISHHHH!! FISHHHHH!!" filled our class and all what he could do was stand still and blush. After, the staff controlling the class he started his seminar but still the guys showed him some gestures and attempted to throw paper balls at him. These things never distracted him but when he turned towards my bench, the guy next to me, cylinder shaped PANNAIYAR making PILLAIYAR gestures and there he fell. After this, many comments were passed by the front bench guys and he was totally distracted and made him blabber saying " The round tirp time..... the round trip time........... the round trip time............ the round trip time............ the roun trip time.........." He has no words to say but to stand and blush and give a "asadu vazhiyira smile". He couldn't stand all these humiliations and so he went quickly through his topics successfully finished his seminar with out further bulbs. Though, the seminar dint last too long the class enjoyed it very much. After being laughed till stomach pain, i thought there might be something coming to trouble us and it wasn't that far.

There came our staff informing us about our farewell and the thanks giving party. The class students had no interest in the farewell and it was conveyed to the coordinator none of our class guys would attend the farewell. This made the class coordinartors to arrange a meeting in the lab and they tried to pull out words from our mouth asking for the reason of boycotting the farewell. But, there we stood in unison and none opened the mouth. Embarassed by the guys' action, the coordinator called two of our guys SHIVA and BARATH for knowing the reason. Barath, known to be the mega comedian of the class started to talk to the coordinator putting forth the point that there are 5 GANG in the class and they dont wish to come to farewell and even if his GANG comes to farewell the other GANG doesnot come. This made Shiva loose his temper and after the meeting with the coordinator, barath was called and was asked for the reason why he said like that. The answers which he gave were so funny and illogical. He said that he never said there are 5 gangs in the class and at this instant GUNDU put a timing comedy, " Yes. You dint say there are 5 gangs in the class. But said there are gang, gang, gang, gang, gang in the class". This comment made everyone to get in the mood of teasing barath and there you go. It was non-stop humiliation of barath for 30 minutes and dunno how that time went by. All the comments are censored in view of barath's future.From then on, barath was called as GANGSTER and now he rules our class. He is the hot topic of ECE-B and GREATEST GANGSTER OF SAIRAM!!!

5 comments:

Suresh Kumar said...

excellent narration of the days event nanba.. though i missed almost every entertainment that that particular day had in store, your blog made me fell i was around....still cant believe i missed all the fun.

arvind said...

sema da....very good style of narration da....i still laugh thinking of these incidents...

Ajay said...

Sama gethu post da!!...tharu maru!!
Excellent narration da!!. Oh sry, I cant comment anymore!!. Am not in ur gang. Thala will scold...LMAO!!

subni said...

super da !!!
arvind's next seminar z on the way
we should make it better !!!
and pavadai story narration takkar !!

Karthik said...

hehe.... sirippu dan da varudhu... superb commentary.... nice fair and lovely image :D